by Wanda June Hill » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:09 pm
[His housekeeper answered-he was out side][I wish I had put the year down-but I wasn't into that then-after all why would I need to know? He would always be around-right...? How I wish that he were...then it wouldn't matter what the year was-to me or anyone. I know he was starting a film and he wanted to be tan-he hated the make up caked on his face.]
Elvis: Hello? Who is it? (Crabby sounding)
W. Me-but if you are busy, it's not important; Jim said you called?
Elvis: Me? I'm me-who are you? (Giggles)
W. Guess, smart aleck!
Elvis: Can feel who it is...my little berry-berry-ummm!
W. Are you stoned?
Elvis: Stoned? Me? Hell no! Why'd you ask me that?
W. Ever been?
Elvis: Had rocks throwed at me some times-(Laughs)
W. Really...I just wondered-you sounded kind of ...different, you know...
Elvis. Naw. Feel really good though-finally over the cold-got laid 'n that cured me.
W. Just had to say that, didn't you? Why is that-to prove something to yourself?
Elvis: Ummmm...nobody ever asked me that before-don't think got an answer...give me a minute...(laughs)
W. I didn't realize you had such a...complex.
Elvis: What....does that mean?
W. Ego problems...a need to exploit one's self in every way possible.
Elvis: I'm a movie star-guess that's a good one.
W. (Laughs) I guess so! But you get such a kick out of it too.
Elvis: Being a movie star?
W. No bragging a bout all your conquests.
Elvis: Naw...no...no...just teasing is all it is-I don't need to brag-it's obvious.
W. Good grief...that's what I mean!
Elvis: Truth's truth-can't argue with that.
W. Oh boy, what an ego! You know, it's a good thing I know a little more about you than I did, I'd believe you!
Elvis: I don't lie-much. (Snickers)
W. Uh-huh really, truth comes out.
Elvis: You know people tend to think that of me really, an it's not so...sure got an ego but doesn't every man?
Am in the business of lookin' the best I can-on screen even when it's not the-the best script in town I'm playin in-but I have to look good anyway, really.
W. I know that, it just struck me funny. I know you were teasing.
Elvis: I was-if had got laid wouldn't of told you, really.
W. I wouldn't want to know, really.
Elvis: Really?
W. Really, really!
Elvis: Really really. REally?
W. Like that word huh?
Elvis: Really?
W. Okay, so what are you doing besides playing with really?
Elvis: Awww...now she's done it! Playin' with...what? Really?
W. What movie are you staring in?
Elvis: It's called "Really".
W. Oh all right. Good-bye Elvis, really.
Elvis: (Laughs) Okay, I'll be good-always am-really.
W. When are you coming back to town?
Elvis. I am in town.
W. I mean Los Angeles.
Elvis: Oh, in few days; goin' to get some sun out here-fry my brain some then I'll be there in a few days. You gonna come by?
W. Depends on the weather and the job.
Elvis If you do, I got two books for you-one of 'em was given to me 'n autographed an' I want it back when you're done readin' it. don't write in it or nothing, please.
W. When you're home, let me know. I'll try and get by there after work though.
Elvis. Okay-did you see the magazine that came out-Mirror?
W. No what did you do now?
Elvis: It was a survey thing an' I was No. 2
W. For what?
Elvis: Popularity...with younger fans.
W. Who was No. 1?
Elvis: Beatles.
W. Well, there are more of them than you, you know! That's not a fair survey because you're just one guy-there's 4 of them!
Elvis: Yeah....haven't had a hit in a while though-makes a difference ya know.
W. Yeah...but you've had so many hits and I don't care if they put all four of their best parts together and made one-you'd still be the best looking, have the most sex appeal and the best voice!
(Silence)
W. Struck dumb?
Elvis: No-thank you. Jus' tryin' to picture what a guy would look like made up of their best parts, ya know.
W. Oh good grief! Paul is cute-got the best voice of them all.
Elvis: I'm cute...
W. No...you aren't.
Elvis: I am.
W. Nope.
Elvis: Sure-you said so.
W. Changed my mind.
Elvis: Gawd...damn it, first you build me up, then throw me down...
W. You are cute...put on a wig and a little lipstick, guys would go for you big time!
Elvis. Shit! (snapped out)
W. Really, you don't have to worry about being second to anyone Elvis. There isn't any one out there who could replace you-ever. And that is the truth!
Elvis: Really? (Snickers)
W. I am not going to play that really game any more-I'm paying for this call!
Elvis: Oh...hang up 'n I'll call back, darlin'... Really...(Snickers)
(He did for 45 minutes while he was laying by the pool with a fan and a spray bottle of water keeping cool. He joked about being almost naked-worried about burning parts that hadn't seen the sun in a while, etc: but didn't do the really thing any more til the end when he said, "Please call me in LA-an' come up 'n see me, some time...baby...Really." (said in a May West kind of style)
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Wanda June Hill on Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Wanda June Hill
author of "We Remember, Elvis" & "Elvis - Face to Face"