Elvis - A Lighted Candle

by **Rainbow Light** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:26 am

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and
he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies. . .

Wait for it. .

It's coming. .

The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

She says:
"You just happened to catch my eye."

by **MaryInTheMorning** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:45 pm

LOL!!!

I love it!!!! :wink:

Sue my dear friend thank you so much for sharing this with us and helping me to have a good laugh today! :lol:

by **FairyTale** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:08 pm

by **Rainbow Light** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:46 am

You're welcome, ladies! Glad to be able to bring it to the forum!

by **Emma_Loves_Elvis** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:12 am

lol love it :lol:

by Di » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:21 pm

Thanks for thehuckle. I needed that.

Di

by **MaryInTheMorning** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:31 pm

Emma I love your avatar and the beautiful picture that you posted of Elvis holding onto his precious little "Yeesa" on his lap!! :wink:

You can just tell by the strong yet gentle and loving way that he's holding onto her just how much he truly cherished her!! :love:

What a pair they made!! :wink:

I tell you "fer sure" that nothing could make our dear guy smile a smile that could light up a whole city like the mention or presence of his sweet little girl. :wink:

It seemed like that beautiful smiling feeling was very mutual too with little Lisa as far as her "little daddy" was concerned. :wink:

Thank you so much for sharing this great picture with us. :wink:

by **Rainbow Light** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:54 am

Emma I love your avatar and the beautiful picture that you posted of Elvis holding onto his precious little "Yeesa" on his lap!! You can just tell by the strong yet gentle and loving way that he's holding onto her just how much he truly cherished her!! What a pair they made!! I tell you "fer sure" that nothing could make our dear guy smile a smile that could light up a whole city like the mention or presence of his sweet little girl. It seemed like that beautiful smiling feeling was very mutual too with little Lisa as far as her "little daddy" was concerned. Thank you so much for sharing this great picture with us.

AMEN!!

Glad this brought a chuckle to y'all!

by **FairyTale** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:28 pm

You Got That Right!

by **MaryInTheMorning** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:24 am

by **Rainbow Light** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:23 am

by **FairyTale** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:08 pm

Even today that Bond that Elvis and Lisa had is still as Fresh as it was, when she was a Little Girl. :wink:

by **Rainbow Light** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:14 am

AMEN, dear Fairytale!

by **MaryInTheMorning** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:33 pm

Another AMEN that I'll happily 2nd!! :wink:

by **Rainbow Light** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:57 am

Elvis - A Lighted Candle

Man dining in fine restaurant......

Man dining in fine restaurant......

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