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W: So you've been trapped in doors huh-you could run out to the exercise room or barn...is it too cold?
E: Had the flu-can't get chilled 'n wet damn it. Too cold at night. Do excercise though, got to or else won't have the enrgy 'um gonna need later on...(Coughing again) Excuse me...damn...(Let's the phone away, still can hear him, coughing and cursing.)
W: Better now?
E: yeah, sprayed my throat 'gin...says ever 4 to 6 hours ...f...sh...., awww...damn it! (Coughing, sounds like he maybe spit somewhere, I hope not on the floor of his room-like he did on stage!
Of course I don't think he'd do that at home.) What ya spossed to do in between?
W: Try your Apricot brandy remedy-remenber it?
E: Yeah-got some downstairs guess better get it up here 'n use it. Probably don't have pineapple juice though-gotta have that or it don't work as well.
W: It does work-at least when I tried it-better than the stuff at the drugstore for sure!
E: Told you it would, grandma told me long time ago an' been doin' it when I can. Can't drink though-least not spossed to...
W: You do now and then...
E: (Laughs) Now an' then don't hurt 'n sometimes helps-yeah. Been a while though- You know I like Tequila and good Scotch whiskey some times. Even some martini's but that's not my thing really.
W: Do you drink beer? Don't think I've ever seen a picture of you with beer in your hand or even heard about it.
E: Gawd-somethin' they missed? Or I's just careful-huh? Yeah-like dark beer but 'um not a beer drinker really-rather drink sodas than beer. Seen too many guys fallin' down drunk jus' on too many beers. Once you worked 'round joints like that, it don't seem near as excitin' or nothin'. Like to know what I'm, doin' ya know, un drunks don't always have an idea what kind of fool made of themselves. An' get so they don't care anyway.
W: So you've been "falllin' down drunk"?
E: No...not really...just silly enough to make a fool of my self a time or two...usually jus' havin' fun with a friend is all...nothin' out in public or anything.
W: So what do you do-"making a fool" of yourself?
E: You don't want to know. (Snickers)
W: Really, that bad, huh?
E: (Laughs) Ain't gonna tell you.
W: Really...oh boy-it is bad! Uh-huh, I knew it, Elvis is a terrible drunk!
E: Naw not really...just silly is all. Embarrasing myself, usually jus' with friends.
W: Okay...
E: Yea...
W: I've heard stories...
E: Like what? Who?
W: you don't need to know.
E: (Silence)
W: Is that rain turning to sleet?
E: What did you hear?
W: It sounds like sleet hitting the window there.
E: That's my...hackles risin'...asked you a question.
W: Hackles...? What's that?
E: You know damn what!
W: Yeah...so...you get romantic...and beg?
E: What! No...who said that?
W: Rumors...several people and a few who should know-they were there.
E: Who damn it? One of the guys? Girls? Who?
W: Both. I heard it in the ladies powder room in Vegas a couple of years ago-that you were drunk upstairs after the shows and on your knees begging one of the Sweets to put you to bed.
E: Oh sh.... Gawd! ....told you I get silly. (Laughs) Thought it was somethin' else, man.
W: Oh there's more?
E: (Laughs) Yeah...'un you don't need to know-I'm a silly ass, so don't drink.
W: At least you don't get obnoxious and mean...huh?
E: Jus' the opposite -though havent been drunk that often...usually just get silly 'n laugh like some freakin' fool! They filmed me once-couldn't hardly believe it was me-but cameras don't lie-damn it! Gawd...that's when I-I was-was...eh...yeah, on my knees an' sittin' up like a dog. Jus' wanted her to put me to bed-what's wrong with that? (Laughs)
W: Whose bed-hers or yours?
E: Wouldn't of mattered...'sides was too damn drunk for doin' anythin' but talkin' 'bout it! She did, she took me to my room an' put me to bed-clothes an all. So, don't get no ideas; was out like a f....in' light she said. My heart was broken...jus' needed some lovin' is all...an' it came out kinda silly. (Laughs)
W: I heard you...got naked first...
E: No way! She never said that...
W: No, but apparently someone that helped her get you there, did.
E: Gawd...can't do nothin'! Don't know 'bout that-but could of happened, I guess.
W: You don't remember?
E: No...don't get naked....for jus' anybody-really.
W: REally!
E: Like to choose who I'm naked with...(Laughs)
W: Well, when you're drunk...you chose her...how about when not drunk?
E: Um not goin' there-me an' her are friends....family ya know, don't get involved with family like that...'cept if 'um drunk. (Laughs) Guess then it's jus' anythin' goes-see-that's why don't drink. Wouldn't know what I did maybe, 'n get in lots of trouble -kind don't need.
W: Okay, that's smart.
E: Well, thank you honey, you said I was smart.
W: Lets add "aleck" to that.
E: (Laughs)
W: I have to go get my kid, I told her I would pick her up-she's going to a high school that's a ways from here and her bike has a flat. So got to go...
E: Okay, thanks for helpin' fill my rainy day misery with some smiles honey. Tell little Julie hi for me...'n Jim also. Really, you heard I was naked?
W: Yeah-but don't believe it...it wasn't coming from her-just got embellished in rumors.
E: Embellished...good word. Okay, bye-bye, see ya in Vegas.
W: For sure! Bye.
(I'd bet that he got off that phone and onto to whom ever he thought might know exactly if he was or not!!!) [[/i]