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 Post subject: Palm Springs humor - 1965
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:42 pm 
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Palm Springs humor-1965. [His housekeeper answered the phone; then he picked up.]

Elvis: Hello? Who is it? (Sounds distracted.)
Wanda: Me-but if you are busy, it’s not important. Jimmie said you called...
Elvis: Me? I’m me-who are you? (Giggles)
Guess, smart aleck!
Elvis: Can feel who it is...my little Berry-berry-hummmm...
Are you stoned?
Elvis: Stoned? Me...Hell no! Why’d you ask that? (Snapped out)
Ever been?
Elvis: Had rocks throwed at me sometimes... (Laughs)
Really...I just wondered---you sounded kind of different...you know...
Elvis: Naw...feel really good though...finally got over the cold...got laid ‘n that cured me.
Just had to say that, didn’t you? Why is that-to prove something to yourself?
Elvis: Ummm...nobody ever asked me that before...don’t think I got an answer...give me a minute...
(Laughs) I didn’t realize you had such a ...complex.
Elvis: What...does that mean?
Ego problems... A need to exploit one’s self in every way possible.
Elvis: I’m a movie---star---guess that’s a good one. (Drawls out movie-star)
(Laughs) I guess so! But you get such a kick out of it.
Elvis: Bein’ a movie star?
No, bragging about all your conquests!
Elvis: Naw...no-no...jus’ teasin’ is all it is. I don’t need to brag...it’s obvious.
Good grief...that’s what I mean!
Elvis: Truth’s truth...can’t argue with that.
Oh boy, what an ego! You know, it’s a good thing I know a little more about you than I did, I’d believe you!
Elvis: I don’t lie...much. (Snickers)
Uh-huh, really, truth comes out!
Elvis: Ya know, people tend to think that of me really, an’ it’s not so...sure I got an ego-but doesn’t ever man? Am in the business of lookin’ ‘the best I can on screen even when it’s not the-the best script in town I’m playin’ in-but I have to look good anyway, really.
I know that, it just struck me funny. I know you were teasing...
Elvis: I was...if had got laid, wouldn’t of told you, really.
I wouldn’t want to know, really...
Elvis: Really?
Really, really!
Elvis: Really, really-real---ly?
Like that word, huh?
Elvis: Really?
Okay, so what are you doing besides playing with really?
Elvis: Aw...now she’s done it! Playin’ with...what? Really? (Uses sultry low voice)
What movie are you starting?
Elvis: It’s called.....”Really.”...
Oh, all right. Good-bye Elvis, really.
Elvis: (Laughs) Okay, I’ll be good-I always am. Really.
When are you coming back to town?
Elvis: I’m in town.
I mean Los Angeles.
Elvis: Oh-in a few days; goin’ to get some sun out here-fry ma brains some, and then I’ll be there in a few days. You gonna come by?
Depends on the weather and the job.
Elvis: If you do, I got two books for you-one of ‘em was given to me ‘n autographed an’ I want it back when you’re done readin’ it... Don’t write in it or nothin’, please.
When you are home, let me know-I’ll try and get by there-after work though.
Elvis: Okay...Did you see the magazine that came out-”Mirror”?
No, what did you do now?
Elvis: It was a survey thing an’ I was No. 2...
For what?
Elvis: Popularity...with younger fans.
Who was No. 1?
Elvis: Beatles.
Well, there are more of them than you, you know! That’s not a fair survey because you’re just one guy-there’s 4 of them!
Elvis: Yeah...haven’t had a hit in a while though, makes a difference ya know... (Said softly; and a bit bitterly.).
Yeah...but you’ve had so many hits---and I don’t care if they put all four of their best parts together and made one-you’d still be the best looking, have the most sex appeal and the best voice!
(Silence)
Struck dumb?
Elvis: No... Thank you...jus’ tryin’ to picture what a guy would look like made up of their best parts...
Oh good grief! Paul is cute-got the best voice of them all.
Elvis: I’m cute.
No...You aren’t...
Elvis: I am.
Nope.
Elvis: Sure...you said so.
Changed my mind.
Elvis: Gawd...dammit; first you build me up ‘n then throw me down...
You are cute...put on a wig and a little lipstick-guys would go for you big time!
Elvis: Shit! (Snorted out.)
Really, you don’t have to worry about being second to anyone Elvis. There isn’t anyone out there who could replace you-ever. And that is the truth.
Really? (Snickers)
I am not going to play that really game anymore-I’m paying for this call!
Elvis: Oh...hang up ‘n I’ll call back, darlin’. Really... (Snickers)
{He did, for 45 minutes while he was laying by the pool with a fan and a spray bottle of water “keepin’ cool” he said, and joked about being almost naked and worried about burning parts that “hadn’t seen the sun in a- while”.}



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 Post subject: Re: Palm Springs humor - 1965
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:43 pm 
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Great conversation, love it - really, really! :) :wink: :lol:



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 11:10 am 
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Hahahahaha...!

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Really, you don’t have to worry about being second to anyone Elvis. There isn’t anyone out there who could replace you-ever. And that is the truth.


Here, you were quite a future teller, Wanda! It was/is the truth. REALLY! :P



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 Post subject: Re: Palm Springs humor - 1965
PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:26 pm 
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:hello: Elvis Was And Really He Was! Is Really!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :hug:



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 Post subject: Re: Palm Springs humor - 1965
PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:33 am 
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Yep, Really, Really! :) :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(hope Wanda won't regret sharing THIS one with us!! :P :lol: :lol: :lol: )



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 Post subject: Re: Palm Springs humor - 1965
PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 2:30 pm 
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:hello: Now I know why I had to Come Back! :lol: :lol: :lol: Really!! :hug:



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 Post subject: Re: Palm Springs humor - 1965
PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:35 am 
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Yep, and hey, welcome back! Really, really! :) :lol: :lol: :lol: :hello: :love:



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 Post subject: Re: Palm Springs humor - 1965
PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:45 am 
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:hello: I Really Agree with Amanda, that there is been a whole lot of What A Be's That Try to Be Elvis. But they Might as will Give Up! Really Really! :lol: :lol: :hug:


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I really Really do too!! :) :D :lol: :P :lol: :hello: :love:



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